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Angry Wives Help Smash Gambling Ring
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A group of Italian wives helped smash an illegal gambling ring
after they got suspicious when their husbands began coming home
late at night with no money left.

The women, from Palermo in Sicily, got together to follow their
husbands every time they left their houses and then exchanged
information on their whereabouts.

Police say they shut down two illegal casinos and arrested 12 men
after the women passed on their information to local officers,
Italian news website tgcom.it reported.


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Shoplifter Caught With Frozen Drumstick In His Pants
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A shoplifter who stuffed a frozen chicken drumstick down his
underpants was caught because he couldn't stop hopping around.

A cashier spotted the 25-year-old man moving around and repeatedly
touching his groin as he queued for tills at a supermarket in
Saronno, Italy.

She called a security officer and the man immediately admitted he
had stuffed some frozen food down the front of his pants, Il
Nuovo website reports.

The man said he had been unable to keep still because the frozen
drumstick was giving him pain. He was handed over to the police
who charged him with theft.