Dear Abby,
My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he
bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time the jerk will buy me a
diamond.
Sincerely,
Moody in Everycity, USA