this is BAD!!!!


from Dan:

Tide vs. bargain detergent


Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all
through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now
that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month
ago,
I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and
uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and
generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another
and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I
tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just
wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a
bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out
so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests
on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I
would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my
husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without
being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great
product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to
the Hefty bag people.