I went to the store the other day. I was only in there
for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city
cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires.

So I called him a piece of
horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first. Then he
started writing a third ticket

This went on for about 20 minutes.. the more I
abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give
a crap. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at
my age.