Cabby picks up a nun.
She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you
but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
and hear just about everything.

I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always
had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's
see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2
you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic to!" "OK" the nun says
"Pull into the next alley" He does and the nun fulfills his
fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear
child, said the nun, why are you crying? "Forgive me sister, but I
have lied to you, I'm married and I'm of the Muslim faith."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party."